Roll Call: Stay the Hypothetical Course

• Barack Obama refuses to redeploy imaginary troops from Pakistan.

• Romney, GOP confused by sudden seeming-reasonableness, desperately search for something retarded to say.
• Actually, they were saying "Boooo-llary!"
• Possible presidential candidate not smart enough to dodge jury duty.
• Giuliani deigns to step into Wal-Mart to shed small shaft of light onto lives of inbred plebes.

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