Slogasm: Obamastan Follow-Up

Last week we asked you to help Barack Obama sell his "invade Pakistan" idea by writing him a slogan. We'd like to thank everyone who participated, and call out some of our favorites:

• "What happens in Pakistan, stays in Pakistan." (FuXeD)
• United We Pakistan! Divided We Fallujah! (RubyStarfruit)
• "You've got terrorists, Barack's got answers." (depalma13)
• [Roto Rooter theme song] "Root out the terr'ists, that's the plan, even if we gotta bomb Pakistan!" (SmokeyMcBuzznik)

Want to see the rest? Here they are!