- The J Crew catalogue descends upon Iowa.
- Alan Greenspan endorses insentient non-person for next president… failing that, maybe Hillary.
- McCain demands that political website be deported.
- Everybody can give up now. The race is over. All hail the next President of the United States: Alan Keyes…
Tags: Alan Greenspan, Alan Keyes, Democrats, Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Newt Gingrich, Roll Call