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Quizzin' on the Candidates: The Long Shots
Slate's Trail Head election blog recently posted a clever little quiz, challenging your ability to pick the candidates' children out of a line up. Included, of course, are Caroline Giuliani, Chelsea Clinton and the 32 Romney boys. How clever is the quiz? Here's how clever: there are 14 candidate children listed and 15 pictures. (The 15th picture is of a candidate's wife. Can you guess which one? Here's a hint — big boobs, vacant stare, rhymes with Theri Jompson.)
We don't know how you guys feel, but this was a little too hard for us. It's hard enough keeping track of all the candidates — especially from tiers three through seven — without devoting valuable brain energy to their offspring. So, here's our version of the quiz.
How well do you know the Men Who Will Not Be President? Match each long shot candidate's name to their face. Be careful, though; we threw in a few curveballs.

a. Joe Biden
b. Sam Brownback
c. Chris Dodd
d. Mike Gravel
e. Mike Huckabee
f. Duncan Hunter
g. Alan Keyes
h. Ron Paul
i. Bill Richardson
j. Tom Tancredo
Tags: Alan Keyes, Bill Richardson, Chris Dodd, Duncan Hunter, Joe Biden, Mike Gravel, Mike Huckabee, Quizzin' on the Candidates, Ron Paul, Sam Brownback, Tom Tancredo
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