Giving Thanks at Thanksgiving

What are the candidates thankful for this Thanksgiving weekend?

John McCain: The kindness of New Hampshirians

Mike Huckabee: The impending Rapture

Ron Paul: Mike Huckabee's cheap ass supporters

Barack Obama: Women's daytime television

John Edwards: The virtues of confrontation

Hillary Clinton: The virtues of association

Dennis Kucinich: The virtues of masturbation

Fred Thompson: The virtues of low expectations

Rudy Giuliani: The virtues of a fearful nation

Mike Gravel: His health

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