Got plans for Lincoln's birthday yet? Before you spend yet another year passed out in a pile of your own moonshine vomit in a remote cabin in Illinois, think about participating in what is sure to become a proud, American tradition: The Inaugural Indecision 2008 Great Lincoln's Beard Challenge.
Rules we've established here at Indecision headquarters thusfar:
- You must grow a full Lincoln beard before Lincoln's birthday (February 12th).
- You must show us three progressive growth pictures.
- You cannot just grow a full beard and then shave it Lincoln-style. Why? 'Cause that's how the Communists would do it.
References to Gay-braham Lincoln, Babe-raham Lincoln and Abra-Ham Lincoln are welcome but not required.
Email your pictures/daguerreotypes to email@example.com.
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