• BREAKING NEWS: The President Sleeps… Developing…

    Here's a story that the Huffington Post seems to think is either interesting and/or news: According to White House press secretary Dana Perino, President George W. Bush might wait until tomorrow morning to find out the results of the Iowa caucuses.

    And? Is that it? Because that's ridiculous. I know that bandwidth is cheap, but that tidbit hardly seems worth the price.

    Seriously, what the fuck does Bush care who wins? The results of those caucuses probably affect him less than they affect any other person in the world. And since when is Dana Perino the authority on what the president watches on TV before he goes to bed? She didn't even know what the Cuban Missile Crisis was, so there're good odds that she's also confused about the Iowa caucuses, if not Iowa itself.

    You have our word of honor that we will never report or comment on any news story of such trivial significance.

    Tags: Dana Perino, George W. Bush, Iowa Caucus


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