The Great Lincoln's Beard Challenge of Aught Eight

Since the dawn of time, all matter and energy have been converging to one momentous event… a happening of such awe-shattering importance that one can barely utter it by name without being shaken to the core of one's being… an event is nearly upon us.

So, how's your Abe Lincoln beard coming along?

What can the Great Lincoln's Beard Challenge of Aught Eight do for you? Why not ask Indecision 2008 reader Ben? Here he is before the GLBCoAE…

…and here he is now…

Send us your Lincoln beard today.