Rudy Giuliani: The Going Out of Business Sale

With 30% of precincts reporting, it's a tight race between McCain and Romney (with McCain leading by a thin 2%).

But you know who it's not a tight race for? Rudy Giuliani.

He's trailing with a distant 16%. Yikes. Since he very wisely decided to put all his eggs into this one frail, teetering basket, it looks as though we won't have Rudy to kick around for very much longer. So, we'd better get all our jabs in now.

It's gonna be tough to find the humor in this presidential race without the self-made caricature that is Giuliani.

Here's hoping he makes an amazing comeback and wins by 911%