The Great Lincoln's Beard Challenge of Aught-Eight – The Festival of Bearduary

Hello,

I'll trim mine down to the lincoln beard after bearduary is over.
Ben should join bearduary.

That was the full text of a letter we received this morning from this man, known only as "Mustache":

We were unware of Bearduary, but it's obviously some sort of religious festival and we're sorta tolerant. So, although it's against the rules, we'll go multi-faith on this one and allow Mustache to shave himself into a Lincoln beard when the holiday ends.

Sadly, this means we won't be seeing Mustache's Lincoln beard for a while. But at least we have our Ben. You won't join that crazy cult, will you Ben? You're our Ben!