• Booing John McCain: A Short Play

    The following short play is loosely based upon actual events surrounding the Conservative Conference at which John McCain will be speaking today…

    Conservative Guy: I will gladly sign your form, good sir. Thank you for registering me for the Conservative Political Action Conference.

    CPAC Staffer: No. Thank you, sir. It is truly my pleasure.

    Conservative Guy: What time does McCain speak?

    CPAC Staffer: 3 p.m. today.

    Conservative Guy: Oh good. I hope they boo him out of the room.*

    CPAC Staffer: No, no no no no. We've been instructed to tell participants not to boo McCain.*

    Conservative Guy: Are you kidding me?*

    CPAC Staffer: Well, we want to seem above Democrats and we don't want the booing to be the story.*

    Conservative Guy: Booooooooo!!!

    CPAC Staffer: Excuse me?

    Conservative Guy: Booooooooooooo!!!!

    CPAC Staffer: Are you booing me?

    Conservative Guy: Boooooooo!!!

    CPAC Staffer: Stop it! Stop it now!

    Other Conservative Guy: Booooooooo!!!!

    CPAC Staffer: You stop it, too!

    Little Boy Hiding Behind the Curtains of Ted Danson's Apartment: Booooooooooooo!!!!

    CPAC Staffer: You're only a cardboard cutout!

    Conservative Guy: My father never loved me.

    CPAC Staffer: I forgive you.


    * Actuals quotations

    Tags: John McCain


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