The following short play is loosely based upon actual events surrounding the Conservative Conference at which John McCain will be speaking today…
Conservative Guy: I will gladly sign your form, good sir. Thank you for registering me for the Conservative Political Action Conference.
CPAC Staffer: No. Thank you, sir. It is truly my pleasure.
Conservative Guy: What time does McCain speak?
CPAC Staffer: 3 p.m. today.
Conservative Guy: Oh good. I hope they boo him out of the room.*
CPAC Staffer: No, no no no no. We've been instructed to tell participants not to boo McCain.*
Conservative Guy: Are you kidding me?*
CPAC Staffer: Well, we want to seem above Democrats and we don't want the booing to be the story.*
Conservative Guy: Booooooooo!!!
CPAC Staffer: Excuse me?
Conservative Guy: Booooooooooooo!!!!
CPAC Staffer: Are you booing me?
Conservative Guy: Boooooooo!!!
CPAC Staffer: Stop it! Stop it now!
Other Conservative Guy: Booooooooo!!!!
CPAC Staffer: You stop it, too!
Little Boy Hiding Behind the Curtains of Ted Danson's Apartment: Booooooooooooo!!!!
CPAC Staffer: You're only a cardboard cutout!
Conservative Guy: My father never loved me.
CPAC Staffer: I forgive you.
* Actuals quotations
Tags: John McCain