Mike Huckabee wins the Republican caucuses in Kansas, with nearly 90% of precincts reporting in.
Unfortunately, the win doesn't make him too much less almost mathematically eliminated. But that doesn't seem to bother Pastor Mike:
"I didn't major in math,"? Mr. Huckabee said in a speech at the Conservative Political Action Conference. "I majored in miracles, and I still believe in them, too."
Ah, yes. Classic Miracles 304. If you take the sum of two loaves, multiply by the cosine of three fishes and divide the product by one sputtering candidacy you get:
No, wait. That can't be right.
Tags: John McCain, Kansas, Mike Huckabee