Up Next: McCain's Phantom Marching Band

But wait, before you feel sorry for Mike "When's He Gonna Quit, Already? Can't He Read The Paper Like the Rest Of Us?" Huckabee, know this: he is not fighting alone.

He's got imaginary cheerleaders…

"As long as my guys are still waving their pompoms, I think we're going to stay on the field," Huckabee said Monday on CNN's "American Morning."

…so, his imaginary cheerleaders are dudes?