• ScandalGate: Spitzer Swallows?

    New York Governor and Hillary Clinton superdelegate Eliot Spitzer has admitted his involvement in a high-price prostitution ring

    Mr. Spitzer, who was huddled with his top aides inside his Fifth Avenue apartment early this afternoon, had hours earlier abruptly canceled his scheduled public events for the day. He scheduled an announcement for 2:15 after inquiries from the Times.

    Mr. Spitzer, a first term Democrat who pledged to bring ethics reform and end the often seamy ways of Albany, is married with three children.

    Well, Spitzer's obviously going to have a lot of questions to answer. For example, were any criminals able to curry favor as a result of his connection to the ring?

    Also, what does the Governor charge for a blumpkin?


    Tags: Elliot Spitzer, Hillary Clinton, Scandalgate

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