Casting Oliver's W Army

Oliver Stone has started casting his movie about the life of our current president, called W. So far, we know that Josh Brolin is George W., Elizabeth Banks is Laura Bush, James Cromwell is George H.W., and Ellen Burstyn is Barbara Bush. Well, it's certainly no, ahem, conspiracy (get it?) that we have some ideas for casting the rest of the movie:

Fred Thompson as Dick Cheney
Eddie Murphy as Colin Powell
George Takei as Norman Minetta
Mandy Patinkin as John Ashcroft
Paul Rudd as Donald Rumsfeld
Eddie Murphy as Condoleezza Rice
Dane Cook as Karl Rove
The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim as the Texas Rangers
Kirk Cameron as Jesus
Eddie Murphy as Elaine Chao
Will Arnett as Jeb
Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman as Jenna and Barbara Bush
Miley Cyrus as DUI Victim
Sean Penn as Al Gore
Eddie Murphy as John Kerry
Melanie Griffith as Woman at Bus Stop
Brian Dennehy as Hurricane Katrina

Tags: Al Gore, Candidate Casting Couch, Fred Thompson, George W. Bush