This news item makes aborted atheist baby Jesus cry…
[The Clinton campaign] sent out a press release quoting a 2004 Chicago Sun-Times column that stated of Obama's professor claim:
"Several direct-mail pieces issued for Obama's primary campaign said he was a law professor at the University of Chicago. He is not. He is a senior lecturer (now on leave) at the school. In academia, there is a vast difference between the two titles. Details matter."
First of all, this is totally off the charts retarded. Even for the Team Clinton, which has been doing a mesmerizing job of ratcheting up the retardedness this primary race. Bravo, guys. You just out-tarded yourselves.
Secondly, Barack Obama claimed to be a law professor. Not a time-traveling, crime-fighting, karate-kicking, human-life-resurrecting professor. So, this isn't really comparable to Hillary Clinton's fictional superhero epic poem of an invented biography. And pretending it is just makes you look more retarded than you already made yourself look in the last paragraph.
And, besides, it wasn't the Obama people who A-ha! caught Clinton in her fabricated version of reality. It was bloggers and the press. So, now you just look like a bunch of retarded assholes.
Thirdishwise, Barack Obama was a law professor. Or at least according to the University of Chicago where he was a law professor…
"From 1992 until his election to the U.S. Senate in 2004, Barack Obama served as a professor in the Law School," the statement said.
"He was a Lecturer from 1992 to 1996. He was a Senior Lecturer from 1996 to 2004, during which time he taught three courses per year. Senior Lecturers are considered to be members of the Law School faculty and are regarded as professors, although not full-time or tenure-track," it also said.
Tags: Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton