Hillary Clinton: What's the Deal With the Democratic Party? Am I Right, People?

Hillary Clinton has been taking her hilariously unique brand of observational stand-up comedy on tour all through Pennsylvania recently…

"I really don't understand why the Republican Party very clearly decided what they were going to do, and the Democratic Party can't decide," Clinton said at an airport in Pittsburgh, going further than she has in the past in her critique.

Oh man! It's true! It's so true! Democrats are so lame!

Clinton then turned on her opponent, Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., saying, "He doesn't want the votes to count. Sen. Obama has been very very clear — do not count those votes or come up with some kind of resolution which disenfranchises people."

Bah! Stop it! You're killing me! Oh, I hope she does the one about how Obama campaign people disenfranchise voters like this and Clinton campaign people disenfranchise voters like this.

When asked if there was a conflict of interest specifically with her husband receiving $800,000 for speaking engagements ostensibly in support of the trade deal and Clinton giving her own money to her own campaign, Clinton burst out laughing.

"And how many angels dance on the head of a pin?" she asked.

Eehhh… Keep working on that one.

You know, I have nothing against surrealistic stand up bits, but what's the deal with comedians laughing at their own jokes.

Am I right, people?