Cindy McCain on The View: Set Your DVRs for Stunned

Speaking to — what I can only imagine is — our significantly huge crossover fan base with The View: everybody's favorite morning estro-gabfest is about to get a whole lot similarly non-vapid.

ABC has announced that prospective First Lady Cindy McCain is planning on dropping by to chat with whoever the hell it is who's on that show these days…

Cindy McCain is joining the ladies on "The View" — at least for a day. Republican candidate John McCain's wife will be a co-host on the ABC daytime chat show next Monday.

She'll give conservative host Elisabeth Hasselbeck a rare ally in the show's political conversations.

Expect lots of talk about something or other, along with strained polite laughter, well-practiced poise, and vacant gazes a-plenty.

Man, this is gonna be good!