BREAKING: Well-Known Secret Muslim/Terrorist Coddler/Hunky Senator Barack Obama to Appear on The Daily Show

This is it, folks. Barackmaggedon. Here's what happened last time:

Yes, take out your earplugs and scrub your brain of that tortured neologism. Senator Barack Obama will be sitting down with Jon Stewart Monday night at 11pm ET/10pm CT. Rumors are flying, but my guess is he'll announce he's running for president.

This follows his surprise appearance last night on The Colbert Report.

What would you like to see Jon ask Mr. Elite-y Elitist himself?