Pennsylvania Polls: Proof that Either Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton Will Win by Some Percentage

Thanks to the relentless efforts of our nation's poll-takers, we're finally getting a read on what will happen during tomorrow's Pennsylvania primary.

Hillary Clinton shows a clear seven-point lead over Barack Obama, unless it's only a five-point lead.

Whoops! Scratch that, it's definitely seven. Seven-point lead for Clinton. No question about it. Wait, seven? Did I say seven? I meant three.

Or, no, ten. That's it, Clinton's ahead by ten percentage points.

Unless she's actually behind by three.

Okay. One of two things is happening here. Either Pennsylvania voters are completely indecisive, or they're so sick of pollsters calling during dinner that they've just decided to mess with our minds.

What do you think is going on? Let's take a poll!