Hillary Clinton's Quantum Math Skills

According to a reality-bending memo from the Clinton campaign called "More People Have Voted For Hillary Than Any Other Candidate*," Hillary Clinton is now leading the popular vote…

"After last night's decisive victory in Pennsylvania, more people have voted for Hillary than any other candidate, including Sen. Obama," wrote spokesperson Phil Singer.

"Estimates vary slightly, but according to Real Clear Politics, Hillary has received 15,095,663 votes to Sen. Obama's 14,973,720, a margin of more than 120,000 votes. ABC News reported this morning that 'Clinton has pulled ahead of Obama' in the popular vote. This count includes certified vote totals in Florida and Michigan."

Very interesting take on the numbers. You know what else is interesting? If you count all the votes I gave myself these past few months, I'm beating both of them.

But I'm still trailing behind the Mighty Mighty Bosstones in plaid delegates.

* This was actually the original title of Norman Mailer's The Naked and the Dead before all the rewrites.

Tags: Barack Obama, Florida, Hillary Clinton, Michigan, Pennsylvania