• Barack Obama Isreally Real?

    img-barackobama20.jpgThough we'll never know why Senator Barack Hussein Obama has to constantly defend his commitment to Israel in a way that, say, Senator Jack Bob Americaseed O'Warbombs does not, we do know that, eventually, he will reveal that commitment to be totally false, just like his prophet.

    Will it be today? Oh please, Christian God, let it be today!!

    When asked if Israel besmirches the United States' reputation, Obama said "No, no, no."

    Then he said: "But what I think is that this constant wound, that this constant sore, does infect all of our foreign policy. The lack of a resolution to this problem provides an excuse for anti-American militant jihadists to engage in inexcusable actions, and so we have a national-security interest in solving this, and I also believe that Israel has a security interest in solving this because I believe that the status quo is unsustainable. I am absolutely convinced of that … I want to solve the problem…"

    Hm. That all seems a little complicated. Foreign policy? Neither of those words are in my Muslim-English dictionary. Rep. Eric Cantor, can you put that into terms I can understand?

    "It is truly disappointing that Senator Obama called Israel a 'constant wound,' 'constant sore,' and that it 'infect[s] all of our foreign policy.' These sorts of words and characterizations are the words of a politician with a deep misunderstanding of the Middle East and an innate distrust of Israel."

    I knew it!

    To be fair to the domestic insurgent for a minute, though, he lives where it's really sandy. And you would probably have an innate distrust of Israel too, if it was all sandy and festering, you know, down there…

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