Comparison Shopping: Barack Obama vs. Adolf Hitler

May 16, 2008 05:40 PM by TheInDecider | Comments:

President Bush's speech to the Israeli Knesset yesterday giving one shout out each to Barack Obama and Adolf Hitler planted a single question in every American's mind: who, exactly, are these two men and why are they so much alike?

We hope this chart will sort it out.

	Barack Obama	Adolf Hitler
Hates America Why?	Muslim	Gay
Greatest Accomplishment	Becoming the first viable black candidate for president	"Oedensplatz" — pen and ink with watercolor finish
Political Party Rhymes With	Flemocrat	Potsie
Popularity Among White Working Class Voters	Low	Moderate
Big Speeches?	Yes	zOMG YES!!!
Biggest Pet Peeve	Voters who cling to guns and religion	Potato kugel
If alive in each other's country at each other's time, would be…	Dead	Tearing up your AM dial