• John McCain's Security Team Blows the Second Amendment to Shreds

    Presumptive GOP nominee John McCain is in Louisville today for a sold-out speech at the annual National Rifle Association convention.

    More than 60,000 visitors are expected to pass through the Kentucky Exposition Center, where they will celebrate our God-given freedom of expression with semi-automatic weaponry.

    Just one little snafu. McCain's Secret Service detail (code name: Pussies!) aren't going to let people bring guns into McCain's event, even if they have concealed carry permits…

    According to an NRA spokesperson, Secret Service members have stepped in and said while firearms will still be allowed in the convention center, they will not be allowed in the Celebration of American Values Forum.

    This is truly mind-boggling. How dare the Secret Service try to keep guns away from a speech given by a major political figure? This is America, dammit!

    Alexander Hamilton, Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy must be turning over in their graves right now.


    Tags: Abraham Lincoln, Alexander Hamilton, John Kennedy, John McCain, Kentucky

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