Hillary Clinton Wins Puerto Rico and MTV Movie Awards Lindsay Lohan Analogy

As expected, Hillary Clinton tonight won the primary in non-state Puerto Rico.  As everyone not affiliated with the Clinton campaign has pointed out, this totally expected win changes absolutely nothing about the campaign.  

We, however, were watching the MTV Movie Awards because, well, you know. Anyway Lindsay Lohan and P. Diddy (someone correct me if he has a more recent name please) did this bit where they were fighting over who should announce the winner of "Best Breakthrough Performance."  P. Diddy pointed out that it would be the firs time a black man announced the winner, and Lindsay Lohan pointed out that she was a woman and… sigh.  You see where this is going.  If you don't I'll give you a hint: P. Diddy said "Yes we can!" at the end of every line.  Got it?

Anyway, Lohan ended up actually saying the name of the winner.  I guess this means that Hillary Clinton just won the coveted MTV Movie Awards endorsement.  

Also Verne Troyer was there.  I guess he was McCain.

Tags: Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, John McCain, MTV, Puerto Rico