Cheney Makes Fun of Cousin-F**king West Virginians

Vice President Dick Cheney has apologized after offending with a joke he made yesterday at the expensive of West Virginia's large and proud cousin-fucking population.

Let's go to the tape!

That's right, when you're not running for reelection, you can finally let your hair down and get away with unseemly things like that.

But when you're running for reelection, you're only allowed to wage illegal war, authorize torture and shoot dudes in the face, and that's barely any fun at all!