Barack Obama Gives Oprah an Aha! Moment

With Hillary Clinton conveniently out of the way, Oprah Winfrey is once again the most powerful woman in the world. And she's so excited for her man Barack, she's jumping on her own couch…

"I'm euphoric, I've been doing the happy dance all day," Winfrey said in a statement. "I'm so proud of Barack and Michelle and what this means for all of us… the new possibilities for our country. And if he wants me to, I'm ready to go door to door."

Yes, I'm sure that's what Obama wants her to do. Never mind the talk show that reaches millions of viewers. Forget the mass circulation magazine, the radio channel, the website, the webcast series, the message boards, the retail store, the charity organizations and the film production company.

Just grab a clipboard, get out there and knock on some doors in Skokie.

That's how it works when you're the scrappy underdog candidate.