• Tom DeLay Accuses Barack Obama of Being a Marxist, Proves Himself to Be a Tom DeLay

    I hadn't realized how much I missed current-criminal, former-Congressman Tom DeLay until he resurfaced from the oil slick in which he lives.

    Tom DeLay, never leave us again!

    While speaking on a conservative radio show yesterday, the good money-launderer…

    …launched a fringe attack on Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) by claiming that he is a Marxist. "I have said publicly, and I will again, that unless he proves me wrong, he is a Marxist."

    Oh, Tom DeLay! You're so Tom DeLay. How do you do it?

    Anyway, I could try for the rest of my life and never come up with a better response than Hunter at Daily Kos

    Unless he proves me wrong, Tom Delay lures children into his van with candy, gasses them to death with bug spray, and uses their powdered bones as an aphrodisiac when making love to all the animals at the San Antonio Sea World.

    Alright, Tom DeLay, the burden of proof is on you.

    Tags: Barack Obama, Tom DeLay


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