Barack Obama Spreading Scurrilous Rumors About Barack Obama

Team Obama just launched a brand new website called Fight the Smears that very helpfully collects all the nasty rumors that people are spreading about their candidate and his wife.

What a handy little tool. Now I don't have to troll through right-wing and pro-Clinton message boards and blogs to get all the unsubstantiated dirt on Barack Obama.

For example, I just found out that…

* Obama is not a natural born citizen

* Senator Obama was sworn into the US Senate using the Koran

* Barack Obama won't put his hand over this heart during the pledge of allegiance

* Proven GOP sleazemeister Roger Stone says he has "credible evidence that some indelible record exists" of a tape of Michelle Obama using the term "whitey."

Fascinating!

I really need to email these to all my friends and family members.