Book 'Em, Katherine Harris!

Join former United States Senate Pages Dylan and Ethan Ris as they bring you the dish on not just the presidential race but all the exciting triumphs and disgraces inside, outside, and below the Beltway!

Required Reading! If the Internet has seemed a little sluggish recently, it's probably because nearly every website on the planet has been besieged with pre-orders for the new tell-all book on former U.S. Rep. Katherine Harris (R-FL)! That's right, the woman who brought you the 2000 Florida recount and the tightest t-shirts ever to appear in a Senate campaign is now the subject of Jamie Miller's forthcoming book, due in 2009!

Hardcore Harris fans know Miller as one of the three campaign managers to quit the Floridian's failed Senate bid in 2006. No, he wasn't the one whose cell phone played the theme from The Exorcist every time Harris called — that was Jim Dornan, the first manager to quit the campaign. Still, we Pages expect Miller's book to relay many a tale of trashed hotel rooms, fictional tree collapses, and Harris' incessant prayers for the mass-conversion of the Jews — and hopefully a urinal cake with Harris' mug shot thrown in for good measure.

Meanwhile Harris, who inspired the phrase "you can put lipstick on a pig," has received renewed attention since being played by Laura Dern in the HBO film Recount. Although she was not pleased with Dern's portrayal (inspired by her co-star in Jurassic Park 3), Harris still has ample opportunity to tell her side of the story. See, while Miller's book isn't going to be published until next year, Harris' own memoir, Center of the Storm, is currently available used for one cent on Amazon.com!

So order both books today and "happy reading" to all of Harris' literate supporters!