Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama to Meet in "Unity"… Unwelcome Pun Intended

With June nearly over and Barack Obama frustratingly not assassinated, Hillary Clinton has reemerged from her post-campaign respite to jump back onto the campaign trail to show her unwavering support for the man who has yet to cross the presidential threshold…

Appearing before the National Association of Latino Elected & Appointed Officials (NALEO), Clinton… laid out a comprehensive case for why the Illinois Democrat was best suited to advance the issues of the Latino community, in the process evoking her own campaign experience…

"[E]very issue you care about personally," she continued, "every issue your constituents care about and every issue NALEO is fighting for is really at risk. We cannot afford four more years of the same. It wouldn't be good for us. We have to chart a new course and we cannot do that without electing Senator Obama our next president."

Tonight, Clinton and Obama will make their first public appearance together in New Hampshire…

Sens. Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton plan to appear together Friday at a rally in Unity [ed note: Gag!], New Hampshire, a town where they tied in the January primary…

The former rivals for the Democratic presidential nomination left Washington together Friday morning for the flight to New Hampshire.

They shared a polite kiss on arrival and sat together on the plane.

Oh, so it's going to that kind of campaign event. Too bad they're not meeting in Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

At least they're not meeting here. I've been there way too many times, and it sucks. So to speak.