As the world celebrates America's birthday, it's the perfect time to immerse oneself in the heroism of a man who's not afraid to shove his patriotism into America's collective orifice like a big piece of birthday cake. And that's why we're bringing you The Colbert Report's Top 25 AmericErotic PatrioPhilia Clips for Producing JingOrgasms. We'll be rolling five clips out every day till July 4th. Here now are the next five (and here are the previous five):
#20. The Colbert Report: World Baseball Classic
Stephen explains how a win for Japan in the World Baseball Classic is a win for America. USA! USA!
#19. The Colbert Report: Toby Keith
Toby Keith tells Stephen he'll put a bald-headed eagle up Hollywood's ass before he gets broken.
#18. The Colbert Report: Huckabee's Still In It!
Mike Huckabee thinks he can score with Texas, and Stephen accepts his challenge. Game on!
#17. The Colbert Report: The Word – English
The Star-Spangled Banner in Spanish? Next thing you know they'll be translating the Bible. God wrote it in English for a reason.
#16. The Colbert Report: I Am America
Stephen has a dream…that you will buy his book.
Tags: Patriotism, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report