• Tom DeLay Does Not Support Barack Obama's Plan to Surrender the U.S. to Mexico

    Former Republican congressman Tom DeLay — who last year launched a little right wing activist group called the Coalition for a Conservative Majority — just popped his head up from the lake of raw sewage he lives in to solicit donations from people who are concerned about the real issues of the day

    DeLay asks: "Are you concerned by the growing evidence that there are powerful forces inside our government and out who are quietly moving to have America absorbed into a globalist style 'North American Union' with Canada and Mexico?"

    Yes, Tom Delay, I am concerned about that pressing, not at all invented to exploit retarded people's xenophobia, issue. Very concerned.

    But not as concerned as I am about "the growing evidence" that many of our country's conservative representatives who are forced to quit their elected positions after being indicted of violating campaign finance laws can wash my balls with a warm, wet rag.

    Tags: International Affairs, Tom DeLay


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