VeepMania LXIV: Tag-Teaming the Candidates

The time is coming soon for John McCain and Barack Obama to pick their running mates. The process sounds ominously similar to the selection process of a tag-team partner in the WWE. So we say, why don't McCain and Obama just pick their vice presidential candidates from that pool? Let us break it down for you:

MCCAIN'S POSSIBLE RUNNING MATES:

Wrestler	Why He'd Make a Good VP
Sgt. Slaughter	Brings back Ronald Reagan-era nostalgia in spades. Will Camel Clutch the Iron Sheik in symbolic gesture of controlling Mideast oil prices.
The Undertaker	Death incarnate a familiar sight to retiree voters in key battleground state of Florida.
The Ultimate Warrior	His speech-making style will feel comfortable to those who voted for George W. Bush.

OBAMA'S POSSIBLE RUNNING MATES:

Wrestler	Why He'd Make a Good VP
Rey Mysterio	Bald-faced attempt to court the pivotal luchador vote.
Mick Foley	Advocate of healthcare reform, if only to force insurance companies to pay for full-body transplant.
John Cena	Adds double the intrigue as the son of a white mother who's also grappled with his black identity.