• How We Ruined the New Batman Movie for Everyone in the World

    Somebody just made a really good point about this Batman-related post from earlier today…

    I had avoided seeing what Two-Face was going to look like in The Dark Knight because it was something that I thought would be much more enjoyable to see only when and how Christopher Nolan & Co. wanted to present it on the big screen… Until exactly two minutes ago. When it was ruined for me. By Comedy Central's Indecision 2008 blog.

    Thanks a lot, jerks. Seriously, you couldn't have waited three days for this mediocre joke?

    Oh my God, this is so embarrassing! We didn't think about that at all!

    When we called up our good friend Christopher Nolan and asked if he could send us an actual still of the highly-guarded make-up effects for Two-Face from The Dark Knight, we didn't even consider the possibility that we might completely ruin the movie for everyone in the world. Our bad.

    Jeeze! Why didn't we just type the phrase "two face" into Google (not Google Image Search, but Google) and find the first picture that some 14-year-old kid photoshopped in his bedroom and use that? Some people just aren't very smart, I guess.

    By the way, since we already blew the lid off this one, I might as well tell you that the image comes from a scene in which the recently-mutilated character Harvey Dent is sitting at a picnic table in front of a perfectly white glacier, having a head shot taken at the request of his supervillain agency.

    Update: Sometimes, I can be a jerk. (And by "sometimes," I mean "usually.")

    Tags: Batman


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