Indecision 2008 Goes Mobile

If you're anything like me, you're reading and/or writing for this blog right now, and you have a cell phone. I suppose you might be interested to hear, then, that Indecision 2008 is now available for your mobile device:

Text ELECTION to 44686 to read the blog, take our polls and receive your daily liberal or conservative marching orders, all while you half-consciously dodge passers-by, stumble into fruit carts and scrape your knees on those nubby little posts.

What are those things?