Barack Obama Has a Flavor, and It's Bananas

Still got a raging Barack-O-Boner? Now you can satisfy your lust by wrapping your hands around the big B.O. and licking his sweet face… his lollipop face, that is.

According to a tester at Candy Blog, the new Obamapop is advertised as tasting like lemon-lime but actually tastes "like a sweet banana or simply boiled sugar." (That is so like an inconsistent, wussy liberal!)

As for John McCain, a sample of his forthcoming lolly tasted "bitter, but that's probably the red food coloring."

Well, it makes sense that red food coloring would make McCain bitter. A lot of things seem to have that effect on him.

(Via Serious Eats)