Congressman Death?

Join former United States Senate Pages Dylan and Ethan Ris as they bring you the dish on not just the presidential race but all the exciting triumphs and disgraces inside, outside, and below the Beltway!

Paging Doctor Death! The Pages have great news for sodium thiopental industry lobbyists! You may soon have a friend in Washington by the name of Rep. Jack "Dr. Death" Kevorkian! The famed assisted-suicide doctor and convicted felon is now officially a candidate for the congressional seat now held by Rep. Joe Knollenberg (R-MI)!

For those keeping score, Kevorkian would not be the first celebrity elected by the voters of Michigan. In honor of his candidacy, the Pages would like to profile other famous people who held office in the Great Lakes State:

Name	Original Claim to Fame	Current Claim to Fame
Martha Reeves Detroit City Councilwoman	Skyrocketed to musical fame and fortune on the coattails of The Vandellas.	Accepted bribes in a sordid sludge-hauling scandal.
George Romney Former Governor	CEO of American Motors and imagined marching companion of Martin Luther King.	Father of the most smug, pompous, out-of-touch narcissist the Michigan school system has ever produced
Gerald Ford Former Congressman and U.S. President	Fashion model for Cosmopolitan and Look magazines.	Raised the art of presidential bloopers to a level not known since the Martin Van Buren administration.