• Countdown to Electiony: 96 Days

    Although the exact year is open to some debate, it is widely believed that it was In the year 96 A.D. that some very trustworthy and mysterious man named John — hiding away on the Greek island of Patmos — holed himself up with only a feather and ink, some parchment and a whole lot of crazy to write the Book of Revelation, which — next to the Constitution — serves as the most influential document for guiding American political thought today.

    Oh, and — according this email that my uncle forwarded to me — in addition to John predicting pestilence, death and dragons rising out of the see (as we all really suspected would happen eventually anyway), he totally calls Barack Obama out as being the Antichrist.

    Wake up, people!

    Go back to Day 97.

    Tags: Christianity, Election Countdown, The Bible


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