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The Odds of a John McCain/Paris Hilton Ticket Just Got a Little Better
Why didn't I think of this before?
John McCain needs a running mate who's a) younger than he is, b) photogenic, and c) a resident of a politically-important state. And we know he's got a thing for Paris Hilton.
If he's going to ask her to be his vice president, though, he'd better act fast. Paris seems to be setting her own political agenda…
Man, I can't wait for Britney's video about free trade. I hear she makes out with Madonna at the end of it.
Tags: Barack Obama, Energy & Oil, John McCain, Paris Hilton
Barack Obama Almost Certainly is the Antichrist, John McCain Did Not Quite Insinuate
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