• Countdown to Electiony: 87 Days

    Remember David Koresh and the Branch Davidian splinter sect the Seventh-Day Adventist Church in Waco, Texas back in the 90's? You know, the one that was living in a commune and practicing a lot of weird sexual exchange relationships and talking about the coming Apocalypse. What ever happened to them?

    Oh, that's right: They found their Apocalypse. Or, at any rate, it was handed to them at the end of a 51-day siege on by ATF and FBI agents, when a ranging fire consumed their compound, resulting in 87 deaths (including Koresh).

    Just more proof that our federal government knows what it's doing when it comes to taking care of long-haired hippy freaks. Always has.

    Go back to Day 88.

    Tags: ATF, Election Countdown, FBI, Texas


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