• Rick Warren's "Cone of Silence" is No Match for John McCain

    Unfortunately, the term "cone of silence" has just been added to the American political lexicon of terms of terms that we're going to have to hear for fucking ever…

    Senator John McCain was not in a "cone of silence" on Saturday night while his rival, Senator Barack Obama, was being interviewed at the Saddleback Church in California…

    [Rev. Rick] Warren, the pastor of Saddleback, had assured the audience while he was interviewing Mr. Obama that "we have safely placed Senator McCain in a cone of silence" and that he could not hear the questions…

    Mr. Warren started by asking Mr. McCain, "Now, my first question: Was the cone of silence comfortable that you were in just now?"

    Apparently, McCain used the skills he acquired as a POW and somehow managed to escape the dreaded "cone of silence" to perform a reconnaissance mission and listen to Warren's questions for Barack Obama so that he could prepare himself for the interrogation.

    And now we'll have to listen to the term "cone of silence" at least through November.

    I wonder how much those "cones of silence" cost.

    Tags: Barack Obama, Christianity, John McCain, Rick Warren


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