Democrats Preparing to Flaunt the Agony of Defeat

Roll Call recently broke the exciting news that three new speakers have been added to the lineup for the Democratic National Convention in Denver next week… and they are all phenomenal losers!

Jimmy Carter, John Kerry, and Tom Daschle have all been awarded prime-time speaking slots during the convention, despite the stench of defeat that surrounds them.

Here's a little bit about each one, and how each has contributed to the familiar heartbreak of millions of Democratics over the years…

Loser	How He Lost
Former President Jimmy Carter Loser of the 1980 presidential election.	Was no match for Ronald Reagan's stunning intellect and feats of strength.
Former Senator Tom Daschle Loser of the 2004 South Dakota Senate race.	Despite his prominent role as Senate Minority Leader, failed to bring a Major League Baseball franchise to Sioux Falls.
Senator John Kerry Loser of the 2004 Presidential Race	His decision to pick John Edwards as his running mate disgusted values voters who had a feeling that something bad was going to be revealed roughly four years down the road.

Tags: Jimmy Carter, John Edwards, John Kerry, Ronald Reagan, Senate, South Dakota, Tom Daschle