Barack Obama's Children Pledge Themselves to the Secret Cause

More proof the Obama family isn't like us:

When Malia, 10, and Sasha, 7, took the stage at the Democratic National Convention in Denver on Monday night after their mom Michelle's speech, they had no idea their dad was going to be beamed in live via satellite. When Mrs. Obama told the girls she had a surprise for them, the potential first lady was pretty surprised at the response.

"Is it the Jonas Brothers?" Malia asked.

The Jonas Brothers, for those of you who have been living under a rock for the past year and a half, are an elite AQI splinter cell conducting sabotage/capture operations in the Kirkuk oil fields and southern Mosul.