Tom Brokaw Officially Sanctions John McCain POWing Himself Out Of Any, All Criticism

…or so he took time out from his busy schedule elbow-dropping Keith Olbermann to announce to an incredulous Chris Matthews:

Now before you lefties panic that even the dean of the media old guard has been straight talked into bed with McCain, Brokaw is from South Dakota and, as a proud plainsman, was simply hewing to an old ranchers' code, detailed below:

The Brokaw Code