Sarah Palin to Reside in Soundproof Bubble Through November

Thankfully, it looks like America will be completely spared from the drudgery of having to find out if Republican vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin is capable of formulating sentences that weren't written for her in advance…

According to Nicole Wallace of the McCain campaign, the American people don't care whether Sarah Palin can answer specific questions about foreign and domestic policy.

No, of course they don't. Do you wanna know why? Because that shit is booooorrrriiiiing!

Seriously, who gives a fuck if the person who's gonna run our country if John McCain dies of oldmanephalitus knows the difference between Sunnys and She-Hulks. Or why exactly Russia decided to invade South Carolina last month. Zzzzzzzzzz…

Oh, you'll have to excuse me. I just fell asleep from that stuff being completely irrelevant and un-hockey-mommish.

According to Wallace — in an appearance [Time Magazine's Jay Carney] did with her [yesterday] morning on Joe Scarborough's show — the American people will learn all they need to know (and all they deserve to know) from Palin's scripted speeches and choreographed appearances on the campaign trail and in campaign ads.

That's right! You don't tell 'em Sarah!

If the media wanted to know more about you and your life prior to a week ago, they shouldn't have tried to learn anything about you or your life prior to a week ago.