What's the Difference Between Sarah Palin and David Cook from American Idol?

David Cook came in first place.

Roger Ebert explains why that's the only difference…

I think I might be able to explain some of Sarah Palin's appeal. She's the "American Idol" candidate.

Consider. What defines an "American Idol" finalist? They're good-looking, work well on television, have a sunny personality, are fierce competitors, and so talented, why, they're darned near the real thing.

There's a reason "American Idol" gets such high ratings. People identify with the contestants. They think, Hey, that could be me up there on that show!

Some days, I really do wish it was my job to write about American Idol instead of American politics.

It would be a lot less insipid.