Hey, remember that other person running for vice president this year? Ol' Joe Biden. Kid from Scranton. Former train hobo. Pugilistic-type guy.
He's on the loose, recently spotted in the Ohio area. Approach with caution…
He was lapping it up like a big, thirsty St. Bernard, bounding from one Main Street stop to the next. He hugged babies, gobbled sugar pie and crashed tables of women drinking coffee at a diner, the fourth derriere stubbornly squeezed onto an orange bench built for three.
On his final campaign stop, Joe Biden went haywire and hugged a pie, gobbled a baby, jumped on a table and spanked some lady's derriere.
Ha ha, I'm just kidding, of course. Joe Biden didn't do that. He did, however, turn his famous Irish Catholic temper on that sleazemonger Barack Obama…
The veteran Delaware senator, who adds foreign policy heft to the ticket of Democratic nominee Barack Obama, was asked about [Obama's] controversial political commercial in a CBS news interview.
"I thought that was terrible by the way," said Biden, when asked about a campaign ad [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-ae409tJEI] which made fun of McCain's admitted lack of ease with computers.
"I didn't know we did it, and if I'd had anything to do with it, we would have never done it," Biden said.
You give 'em hell, Joe.
And if you ever find out which idiot approved that ad in the first place, why, you should just go ahead and fire him.
Tags: Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Ohio