• John McCain's Campaign: Sarah Palin is "Clueless"

    "Gun-totin', red meat-eatin' lefty" radio-host Ed Schultz brings news of how excited the McCain people are with their candidate's choice of a running mate…

    Capitol Hill sources are telling me that senior McCain people are more than concerned about Palin. The campaign has held a mock debate and a mock press conference; both are being described as "disastrous."

    One senior McCain aide was quoted as saying, "What are we going to do?"

    The McCain people want to move this first debate to some later, undetermined date, possibly never. People on the inside are saying the Alaska Governor is "clueless."

    I think the McCain campaign is being unfair to Palin.

    Okay, sure, she probably doesn't know much about foreign policy. Or non-foreign policy. Or the economy. Or American history. Or how to talk all good and stuff. Or killing things that aren't indigenous to Alaska.

    But neither does my Aunt Joanie. And my Aunt Joanie is a fantastic person. And she makes an amazing eggplant parmesan. So, don't talk shit on my Aunt Joanie, John McCain's people!

    Even if she is a little slow.

    (via Balloon Juice)

    Tags: Debates, John McCain, Sarah Palin


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