Bill Clinton Endorses Obama Like a Three-Year-Old Endorses Brussel Sprouts

Bill Clinton appeared on Meet the Press yesterday, presumably as a stand-in for Sean Hannity and Baroness Lynn Forester de Rothschild.

What follows is a list of quotes spoken by the former President on yesterday's show. Figure out whether he was talking about a) Barack Obama, b) John McCain, c) George W. Bush or d) Sarah Palin.

1. I have never concealed my admiration and affection for [blank]. I think he's a great man.

2. …People from your native state, in South Dakota, and people in Arkansas, and they look at [blank], and they say, "You know, this is a pretty impressive deal."

3. And in the world, the places where America is popular today in the world, really popular, 10 countries in central and eastern Africa… Why? Because they see us through the prism of [blank]'s AIDS and malaria programs…

4. I mean, he was, you know, until he was in the State Senate until 2005 and then he began a campaign for president, [sic] which is, in all probability, will be successful, and those are very great accomplishments. But those are personal accomplishments.

Answers: The first three were about himself and the last one was about Dick Cheney.

In reality, it was 1-b, 2-d, 3-c, 4-a.

And on quote number four, he had his fingers crossed.